18 Mar

Michael and I were so angry about Snakehead that we decided we’d write a script called Lamprey, about a homeless black man with a huge dick with a set of razor sharp teeth on its tip.

He’s pissed and traumatized at having his American Legion scholarship for business school withdrawn. So pissed he’s taken to the streets. He spends his nights hunting down Wall Street types and raping them in the ass with his freakish penis – ripping their guts out with his Cuisinart dick.

Michael said he’d pay to watch that movie three times in a row.



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